OKAY SO BACK IN 6TH GRADE I CREATED THIS VILLAINOUS, NEFARIOUS, WRETCHED OC CALLED “THE PEEL”
IT’S LITERALLY JUST A BANANA PEEL WITH AN ANGRY FACE DRAWN ON IT THAT GOES scoot-scoot-scoot ACROSS THE FLOOR AND TRIPS RANDOM PEOPLE AND RUINS THEIR DAY
the peel returns.
Levi: Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist?
Hange: Yes.
Levi: I was hula-hooping. Erwin and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.
Hange: Oh my god?
Levi: I’ve mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle.
Hange: Why are you telling me all this?
Levi: Because no one will ever believe you.
Hange: You sick, sick son of a bitch.
SquireofGotham 