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I broke a nail and if you think I’m filing the other 9 to make their new ugly sister feel better U are dead wrong. Idc what ppl say about her. She betrayed me. She betrayed this family
Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: I used escapist fantasies as a coping mechanism to get through years of trauma and therefore never learned how to plan for a real life future
You wake up one day with the ability to freeze time at will for as long as you want with no repercussions. What’s the first thing you do with your newfound powers?
take a nap
you just woke up
take a nap
i can’t see/hear the phrase, “you’re beautiful” without the primitive part of my brain producing a perfectly clear rendition of James Blunt going “YAH BYÜTEHFA’AL”
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