my bf: i want to be inside you so bad
me [disassociating]: me too…
Tag: about
me: *hears a love song*
me: *smiles*
friend: are you thinking about your crush or your boyfriend, perhaps?
me: yeah lol
me internally: MY OTP CAN RELATE TO THIS MY OTP CAN SING THIS TO EACH OTHER MY OTP CAN DANCE TO THIS MY OTP-
im so lazy i put off watching anime. i actually have to motivate myself to sit in front of a computer screen and watch videos
that point in your Artistic Journey™ when it’s like
Me, on Earth:
female character: *fights in a blatantly sexualised manner*
logical brain: that fighting style is impractical and degrading and obviously solely intended to appease the male gaze
dumbass lesbian brain: hhhhhh warrior lady big sexy
*someone calls my name*
Me, to the fuzzy land of disassociation I’m stuck in: oh shit that’s me guys, gotta go
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