true tho – SquireofGotham

jewcoded:

trans-elrics:

stop watching voltron. watch Fullmetal Alchemist

@major

tumblr: hey here’s a new feature we think you guys will like!

thousands of bloggers, immediately: ok so this is how you turn it off

these:

short people are full of sin

mojave-red:

foxyamazingoperates:

mojave-red:

40mg:

If you think about it in the shower, you’re not over it

I’m apparently not over the burning of the library at Alexandria

Is anyone truly over it?

They shouldn’t be

inkskinned:

young me, horrified: who are you??
current me, sipping on a martini made from only the finest vodka, wearing a smile that could easily be mistaken for a snarl: i’m you but bitter

pickle-kun:

Pokemon NPCs: “Pokemon are very friendly and helpful to humans!”

Pokedex: “This shitfuck revels in skinning it’s victims alive, storing their bodies in caves.”

reporter: is it true that you’re dating figure skating living legend victor nikiforov?
yuuri, removing his Dior sunglasses, raising a perfect eyebrow: absolutely not… victor nikiforov is dating ME.