
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CHUYA ❤ (sorry I am late)
Time to say it again: you can dislike or hate soukoku all you want but you owe me $20 if you say it’s because it’s abusive/unhealthy/they actually hate each other because saying that whether you ship it or not is a mischaracterization of their relationship and ignores canon character and relationship development and I don’t want to have to write 1000 word meta about why
you shit stop scrolling and read this, this is important, you need to know this for ur finals.
*Dazai throwing stones at Chuuya’s window*
Chuuya, yelling: You have a phone for a reason, Dazai!
[ LOUD BANG ]
Chuuya: DID YOU JUST FUCKING THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?

Dazai: If I wasn’t planning to spend the rest of my life with you, I wouldn’t send you so many nudes, so more appreciation would be nice.
Chuuya: That’s fine but maybe just hold back when I’m aT A MEETING WITH THE OTHER EXECUTIVES.
Nobody ever gets what they want when it comes to love" – Scott Turow
50 fics you say? Can’t wait to read them all ~ (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
「 Those who know, do not speak.
Those who speak, do not know.No one can get close to you,
yet they cannot be distant either.
No one can help or harm you.
No one can honor or disgrace you. 」 ― Lao Tzu, Tao Te ChingDedicated to secret santa for my dearest Areen! ((o(*゚▽゚*)o)) @dazaiosamu-s
Chuuya: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Dazai: Darling, what the fuck isn’t?