good non gendered words to say instead of dude to someone who doesnt want to be called a dude
- buddy
- bud
- pal
- neighbor
- *australian voice* mate
- *cowboy voice* partner
don’t forget
- *strong Russian accent like Siberian winter* COMRADE
*Harsh demonic voice* MORTAL
*metallic voice* FELLOW DECEPTICON
MEATSACK.
PITIFUL HUMAN
Fucker
Darlin
Friendo
Fucko!
chum
pal
Potter
Nerd
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okay listen bakugo’s quirk strengthens the more he sweats because his sweat contains nitroglycerin which is explosive right.
so imagine if he just fucking. sweats buckets every time he’s paired up with kirishima because of the need to impress and look cool in front of his crush and he becomes so overpowered each time to the point that his classmates pick up on it and they make sure that the two of them are paired together as much as possible and they tell him that it’s because it’s the most effective and logical pairing and bakugo can’t really argue with that so he’s just having a Gay Crisis 24/7
bakugo to kirishima: you make me stronger
kirishima: haha aw thats cute
bakugo, gay-sweating: no i mean literally
I found this old piece of art titled “light fuckin yagami” in my folder and I thought it wasn’t half bad so I’m posting it
Reporter in the Marvel unviverse: Anthony Stark, well-known as a generous philanthropist, the CEO of Stark Industries, and his alter-ego “Iron Man,” under fire today after a controversial video he posted to his personal Vine account went viral. The short footage showed Stark in the passenger seat of a car, driving by an anti-homosexual rally, repeatedly shouting “I love sucking [expletive for male genitalia]” out of the open window.
A+ Concept, I love it, I’m dying, it’s too good.
It becomes the hottest new meme throughout the US. Every single time there’s some homophobic rally, Hell, every time there’s a rally held by homophobes whether or not the rally was ABOUT homophobia there’s now teens doing drive-by’s being like “Ahem, this one is for Tony Stark – I LOVE SUCKING [expletive for male genitalia]”. The meme keeps escalating as people find newer and funnier ways to bleep out what they are saying in real time and on Vine. The most popular way? The sound of a repulser charging up.
The whole thing drives homophobes crazy. They hate it so much, it literally has some people trying to create their own counter meme (”I love sucking UP TO JESUS”) that goes very very badly (exactly how you’d expect). So, out of options, they try to sue Tony.
Everybody should know better than to sue Tony.
His lawyers tear them apart. There’s an unholy grin on Tony’s face during the entire publicized case – he’s in a rainbow suit. He’s in rainbow shades. He’s wearing a harness over his suit and his shoes literally leave glitter footprints everywhere he goes. His tie says “I love sucking [REPULSER NOISE]”. Twitter goes nuts. A still of Tony from the trial, one where he is sarcastically blowing pink glitter into the face of a woman trying to hit him with a picket sign, becomes a reaction image nobody can resist. You wanna represent how tired you are of homophobic comments? That’s your image. It’s usually coupled by one of Rhodey in the background, military dress uniform smeared in glitter and a blatant glittery kiss mark pressed to his cheek, staring at the ceiling and praying for death.
Listen this is the best addition to my post and im both writing this into a fic and drawing fan art for it @purgatoryandme
I’m pretty sure that if you put this in front of RDJ he would provide us with actual footage of these things.
I’m not even a huge marvel fan but this is… this is gold
What a great way to start Pride month
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