Atsushi: I hope Santa brings me something nice this year.
Akutagawa: Santa is not real.
Atsushi: Sure he is! *Pulls out a picture of Dazai in a fucking Santa outfit, laying presents under his tree* See!
Akutagawa:…
-Later-
Akutagawa: HOW COME YOU NEVER DID THAT FOR ME!?
Dazai: 🙂