qualityofthepancakes:

sparklepoops:

malefeministthor:

All the Shakespearean effort and training that tom hiddleston absolutely slammed into his portrayal of Loki…and we’ve just reduced him. stripped him down to the day drinking bottom that he is

there’s a day-drinking bottom in all of shakespeare’s works, i don’t understand what you’re implying??? 

It’s likely that Shakespeare himself was a day-drinking bottom

lizatonix:

spobforpresident:

scottishaccentsareawesome:

help-i-am-actually-solas:

talewii:

marvelobsessions:

Everyone in Infinity Wars gonna be complaining about how hard these last few years have been for them until Thor rolls up with no hair, no hammer, and one eye. 

#“also my dad died”

Don’t forget “my planet had to be destroyed to keep my sister from killing like the whole universe so now me and all my people are refugees. But hey, Loki’s back, that’s good news!”

Peter(raises his hand in the back): “…My homecoming date‘s dad turned out to be my arch nemesis and a building fell on me!“

Thor (smiles and gives a thumbs-up): “Good for you! (aside, to Tony)…Who is that person? Do we know him or did he just show up?”

T’Challa: My dad died, too.

Thor: I apologize for your loss, I know how it feels 

Thor: (To Steve) Who is that handsome man dressed like a kitten?

Starlord: My dad turned out to be this giant, planet eating god and tried to kill me so I had to kill him.

Thor: These things happen sometimes.

Thor: (to Banner) Are we just picking up strangers with sad family stories or…?

anonymousrobinhoodgirl:

thequantumqueer:

ohcaptainmyallycat:

Shuri shouting out the floor is lava and recording the confusion among the avengers wondering why tchalla king of Wakanda hopped up on a counter cause goddammit his little sister pulls this shit all the time and peter is stuck on the wall because he’s also a child of the internet and understands the meme life and now his fate is sealed there will never not be a time Shuri isn’t camera ready and yelling out the floor is lava to see the wackiest places she could get peter to stick on

T’Challa ignored her once so she developed synthetic deployable lava and the next time she yelled the floor is lava it actually was. T’Challa lives in fear now because he knows if he doesn’t pretend the floor is dangerous, it will be.

Once she got peter to stick onto T’Challa.

yorulun:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

darklittlestories:

fantasystoryteller:

Loki: *brings Thanos’ corpse to the Avengers*

Everyone: Holy shit, how’d you do it?

Loki: I turned myself into an infinity stone because I know Thanos loves infinity stones, so he went to pick it up to admire it

Loki: And then I transformed back into myself and I was like, ‘mblergh, it’s me!’ and stabbed him

Thor: That’s even better than my “get help” plan, brother

OKAY THIS IS CANON. I’M SKIPPING THE MOVIE.

THE END!!!!!!

TAG UR SPOILERS

@rebelmeg Go home. This one wins. I don’t care about Infinity War anymore. This is canon.