lol – SquireofGotham

a-giant-spider:

i dunno about you guys but if i’m not sure if a snake is venomous or not i don’t think my first step would be to grab & examine its ass

the-macra:

dimetrodone:

This cow hasn’t been given texture yet

you fool…..this is anish kapoor’s Vantablack™ cow

everknowing:

incorrect ffxv quotes [19/?? ]

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

door:

um

…………continue

bigfuzzysiberianbear:

chefpyro:

drunkonschadenfreude:

i love it when video games give me meaningful dialogue choices that are going to influence the story

4thebenefitofmistah-jay:

animentality:

lalierz:

stoned-levi:

edwardsheight:

envysnightmare:

giraffesketches:

andysar:

duchesslyssie:

izayas-dick:

arsetalia:

Edward was only 12 when he became a state alchemist, what are you doing with your life

well I have both arms so I think I’m doing pretty good

and my sibling remains in their own body so that’s a plus for me

I’m tall

my mom isn’t dead

My dad lives with me

my house remains unburnt and intact

milk tastes great

My cousin and her dog are two separate entities

ya’ll are savage

Why y’all gotta drag ed and al like that