– twenty seconds earlier –
engineer: do you want me to beam you to the bottom of the stairs, captain?
jim: no, beam me to the middle of them. i want to make a dramatic entrance
He’s trying to get a few more steps on his fitbit
Tag: james t. kirk
Trelane: I was afraid you’d worry about me, so I thought I’d let you know that I’m alive and well.
Kirk: I’m extremely sorry to hear that.
Me, a space cowboy: what in starnation??
Hostile Alien: *cracks knuckles*
Kirk: That supposed to intimidate me?
Hostile Alien: *fingers start glowing like glowsticks*
Kirk: Ok, I’m scared, but that’s really rad.
Kirk: My friends!
Other Starfleet captains: *scream and run away*
Oh the universe out there is frightful
But starfleet is so delightful
And since there’s millions of aliens to know
boldly go, boldly go, boldly go.
#PICTURING BONES STANDING THERE ANGRY WITH A SANTA HAT ON THAT KIRK PUT ON HIM
beautiful
Jim: Oh, Bones. Bones, he’s fantastic. The most beautiful man I’ve ever seen. I’ve never felt this way before. It’s like a volcano erupting inside of me… like hot lava rising higher and higher and – What is that, Bones? What is it?
Bones: It’s called an erection. It’s either that or malaria.
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