i still like how this old-ass song by the diamonds is just about this guy whose girlfriend wants to fuck monsters, and i’d never expect such a relatable song to come from a 1950s quartet
“monsters turn my girlfriend on” the song
I love to take my baby to a movie show So I can try to smooch her while the lights are way down low But she won’t curdle to a story of romance- There’s only one way I have a chance.
It takes the batman, wolfman, frankenstein or dracula To put her in the mood for love. It takes the catgirl, dogboy, creature from the black lagoon To make her feel like making love.
i like how it implies that she’s a comic geek and bi too. so relatable.
Fun Fact: There was a whole subgenre in the 1950s and 60s about girls loving horror movies and/or monsters. As someone whose ideal date would be a Vincent Price or Creature from the Black Lagoon double feature, I thoroughly approve of this subgenre. Some highlights:
headcanon that shuri finds the most unattractive pictures of t’challa’s face while he’s fighting and turns them into memes and uses them as reaction images
shuri: *creates a mood board of t’challa’s worst pictures and sends it to everyone in the palace*
okoye: idk im feeling very t’challa number 6 today
i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done
SquireofGotham 