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Aranea and Gladio living in a constant passive-aggresive friendly-foes war on trying to get Ignis’ heart and attention like

• Gladio tries to hurry on defeating all enemies when he sees Aranea’s airship nearby.
• ‘Quickquickquick we don’t need her, I’m strong enough, Ignis will see asjdgh’
• Aranea ‘accidentally’ landing nearby Ignis.
• Gladio ‘accidentally’ pushing Ignis many feet away future times he sees Aranea trying to land at his side.
• ‘Sorry, Iggy. I was saving your life’
• Gladio and Aranea unnecessarily aggressively fighting enemies trying to prove who’s stronger (ofc making sure Ignis’ watching).
• ‘Five down on my side!’, ‘Yeah, that’s cute, I defeated 7′, ‘You liar, ofc not, I was counting’, ‘Good to see you worry so much about my skills’, ‘I AM NOT WORRIED’
• Both subtly making the other stumble and fall during fights.
• Aranea swings her lance and ‘accidentally’ hits Gladio on the head.
• Gladio throwing Noct to an enemy and ‘accidentally’ missing and hitting Aranea instead (mostly when she’s nearby Ignis).
• Ignis is in danger.
• ‘I’M COMING IGGY’, ‘NO, YOU STICK TO YOUR PRINCE, I’LL GO’, ‘NO, NOCT CAN HANDLE HIMSELF’, ‘YOU’RE HIS SWORN SHIELD, STAY AT HIS SIDE WHILE I ATTEND IGNIS’, ‘FUCK NO’, ‘I INSIST’.
• While both fight each other on it, Noctis helps Ignis up to his feet.
• Gladio using Ignis’ love and loyalty for Noctis to his favor.
• ‘She’s bad, forget her. I’ve almost given my life ten times for Noct and she almost kills him once’.
• Aranea sassing him like
• ‘You almot die ten times and I almost kill you all once. That proves who’s the strongest here, huh?’
• ‘I AM THE SWORN SHIELD, OLDEST SON OF THE AMICITIA HOUSE, ANCIENT FAMILY OF THE STRONGEST WARRIORS OF LUCIS, I AM THE STRONGEST’
• ‘I’m Aranea. Pleasure.’
• Gladio raging when he sees Ignis and Aranea talking together because
• ‘I can’t compare to those levels of sass’ it’s over 9,000
• ‘I handle a lance, so do you, Specs guy. We have a lot in common.’
• Gladio dropping his doublehand sword to start fighting with a lance.
• ‘I handle EVERYTHING, bitch’. 
• Aranea approaching Ignis post fight like
• ‘I feel a bit exhausted. I heard you’re some sort of medic as well. Mind giving me a potion, pretty face?’
• Gladio throwing himself to the ground like
• ‘AAAAGH, IGNIIIIS, THEY SHOT ME. I’M HURT. PLS COME HELP MEH’
• Gladio subtly smirking at Aranea while Ignis checks him.
• Gladio carrying Ignis out of the blue (ignoring his complaints) and smirking at Aranea.
• ‘I can carry him and he loves it’
• Aranea so upset cause she’s so strong but can’t carry Ignis (or hasn’t tried).
• ‘My love for Ignis is so big my body became this muscular out of love’.
• ‘Yeah but I’ve got these’
• Aranea bragging her boobs to Gladio
• Gladio so upset because everybody loves boobs and she’s got x10 than him. 
• Gladio bragging about how he’s known Ignis for a lifetime.
• Aranea sassing him like ‘Yeah and everybody gets tired of the old stuff. So move aside and give a turn to the new things, will you?’
• ‘I have a hella rad tattoo’
• ‘I lead an entire army’
• ‘I sleep with him every night in a small sized tent’
• …’dammit’.

Bonus (not so headcanon but still):

• Ignis turns out to be asexual.