
Prince of Naps, Prince of Stacks
Noctis: Hey Luna what’s our ship name?
Luna: Lunoct.
Noctis: Can’t it be Noctuna?
Luna: Why would you–
Noctis:
Luna: You and your goddamn fish
Can Square do this please, A Birthday DLC for Noctis, going back in time to just before Noct’s 20th birthday:
- Set in Insomnia
- New outfits for the bros
- You get to explore the Citadel
- See Noct’s room, Ignis’ office, Regis’ office, etc
- Walk around downtown Insomnia
- Fishing/sparring contest against Gladio/Nyx/Cor/Clarus
- Photography contest & Arcade hopping with Prompto
- Mini missions:
- Find Ignis in the Citadel and inadvertently help him collect ingredients to make a cake (which eventually is your birthday cake, new recipeh yo);
- Meet up with Nyx to pick up your “Star of Lucis” car from Audi – Insomnia;
- End the DLC with a party in Noct’s apartment, everyone is there: Iris, Nyx, Libertis, Crowe, Umbra, Ignis, Gladio, Cor, Clarus, Prompto, and Regis comes to gift Noct with the Engine Blade
- At the end they all sing “Happy Birthday” to a really embarrassed Noct
I would cry
Gladio: I just want to take all your clothes off
Ignis: Please fold them neatly
gladio: baby
ignis: fellow associate

2017 is off to a great start. I just got sent this on AO3. This is my fucking fic. I’ve reached peak Internet. There is no where to go from here.