Aranea and Gladio living in a constant passive-aggresive friendly-foes war on trying to get Ignis’ heart and attention like
Gladio tries to hurry on defeating all enemies when he sees Aranea’s airship nearby.
‘Quickquickquick we don’t need her, I’m strong enough, Ignis will see asjdgh’
Aranea ‘accidentally’ landing nearby Ignis.
Gladio ‘accidentally’ pushing Ignis many feet away future times he sees Aranea trying to land at his side.
‘Sorry, Iggy. I was saving your life’
Gladio and Aranea unnecessarily aggressively fighting enemies trying to prove who’s stronger (ofc making sure Ignis’ watching).
‘Five down on my side!’, ‘Yeah, that’s cute, I defeated 7′, ‘You liar, ofc not, I was counting’, ‘Good to see you worry so much about my skills’, ‘I AM NOT WORRIED’
Both subtly making the other stumble and fall during fights.
Aranea swings her lance and ‘accidentally’ hits Gladio on the head.
Gladio throwing Noct to an enemy and ‘accidentally’ missing and hitting Aranea instead (mostly when she’s nearby Ignis).
Ignis is in danger.
‘I’M COMING IGGY’, ‘NO, YOU STICK TO YOUR PRINCE, I’LL GO’, ‘NO, NOCT CAN HANDLE HIMSELF’, ‘YOU’RE HIS SWORN SHIELD, STAY AT HIS SIDE WHILE I ATTEND IGNIS’, ‘FUCK NO’, ‘I INSIST’.
While both fight each other on it, Noctis helps Ignis up to his feet.
Gladio using Ignis’ love and loyalty for Noctis to his favor.
‘She’s bad, forget her. I’ve almost given my life ten times for Noct and she almost kills him once’.
Aranea sassing him like
‘You almot die ten times and I almost kill you all once. That proves who’s the strongest here, huh?’
‘I AM THE SWORN SHIELD, OLDEST SON OF THE AMICITIA HOUSE, ANCIENT FAMILY OF THE STRONGEST WARRIORS OF LUCIS, I AM THE STRONGEST’
‘I’m Aranea. Pleasure.’
Gladio raging when he sees Ignis and Aranea talking together because
‘I can’t compare to those levels of sass’ it’s over 9,000
‘I handle a lance, so do you, Specs guy. We have a lot in common.’
Gladio dropping his doublehand sword to start fighting with a lance.
‘I handle EVERYTHING, bitch’.
Aranea approaching Ignis post fight like
‘I feel a bit exhausted. I heard you’re some sort of medic as well. Mind giving me a potion, pretty face?’
Gladio throwing himself to the ground like
‘AAAAGH, IGNIIIIS, THEY SHOT ME. I’M HURT. PLS COME HELP MEH’
Gladio subtly smirking at Aranea while Ignis checks him.
Gladio carrying Ignis out of the blue (ignoring his complaints) and smirking at Aranea.
‘I can carry him and he loves it’
Aranea so upset cause she’s so strong but can’t carry Ignis (or hasn’t tried).
‘My love for Ignis is so big my body became this muscular out of love’.
‘Yeah but I’ve got these’
Aranea bragging her boobs to Gladio
Gladio so upset because everybody loves boobs and she’s got x10 than him.
Gladio bragging about how he’s known Ignis for a lifetime.
Aranea sassing him like ‘Yeah and everybody gets tired of the old stuff. So move aside and give a turn to the new things, will you?’
‘I have a hella rad tattoo’
‘I lead an entire army’
‘I sleep with him every night in a small sized tent’
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