ataraxetta:

You know he’s a villain because no honorable man has hair this magnificent. Look at these luxurious flowing locks. Look at them, Anakin! So full of body, so voluminous, such graceful elegant bounce to that loose curl at the ends. I am incapable of handling it. I mean I know he’s a video game character and computer generated but within the fictional world of Ivalice exists this real person and this is his real hair and I am incapable of handling it. Hair so profound it’s driven me into an existential crisis. How is it that just by looking at it I know it smells of winter and inhibitively expensive espresso? Is he brunette – can we be certain? My brain tells me that color is dark brown but my heart tells me that it’s the color of devotion, passion, righteousness, hurt feelings and eternal love. Is that a side part, or simply the natural result of being carried across the sky cradled in the arms of blissfully weeping angels and delivered unto the start of his morning in windswept transcendence? The truth of this matter is a shrouded mist and the only certainties to be had are that Vayne Carudas Solidor’s glorious silken mane is the work of black magic and devil trickery, and he is not to be trusted.