coffee-ootoro:

Ryo headcanons as actual things from my friends

• Is actually, completely, physically incapable of winking with his mouth closed
• has No Fear of opening a car door while going over 45
• Is allergic to bananas, ate a banana, and proceeded to attempt to scratch the inside of his throat with a fork
• Headlights? Never heard of her
• Accidentally came out to his dad with the exact line of “Stripes are for straights. My gay ass only wears polka dots and plaid.”
• Keeps the pickle juice even after the pickles are eaten for a drink/snack later
• Gave himself a haircut once while dead staring down his shrieking mother (it was a horrible end result)
• Didn’t talk to his cat dog for a week because it launched at him once
• Became obsessed for a solid two and half weeks with trying to figure out how to make flavored weed
• Repeatedly has driven without shoes because he couldn’t be bothered to put them on
• Chugged a bottle of hot sauce and washed it down with a single piece of lettuce
• Cannot FUCKING remember where he puts his goddamn charger (he’s easily gone through 8)