Bruce, overheard on the phone as he’s leaving WE: Wait, your brother is at work? (…) Oh thank god, that means I can sleep when I get home.
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Dick, giving Duke a tour of the Batcave: I’m sure you’ll fit in just fine. Everyone’s really nice here. Except for Jason.
Jason, from across the cave: That’s messed up!
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Stephanie: *sees Cass’s hand is bandaged up* Oh my god, are you okay?
Cass: Yeah, I just stabbed myself. It’s fine.
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Tim: What, you think that because you’re bootylicious, you can do whatever you want?
Jason, nodding: Yeah, pretty much.
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Damian: Alfred knows everything, he just pretends that he doesn’t.
Alfred: Well, somebody needs to know something around here.
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Stephanie, inspecting Tim’s under-eye circles: You need some makeup, fam. That shit is unsettling.
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Dick, to Roy: I hereby name you an official member of the family!
Jason: It’s a trap, dude. You don’t wanna be part of this family.
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Tim: Has anyone seen my coffee?
All: No.
Tim: Looks like it sucks to be Steph today. *picks up Stephanie’s coffee and walks away*
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Duke: You’ve gotta be crazy to work here.
Jason: You don’t HAVE to be crazy. We can always train you.
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WE Employee: *walks into Bruce’s office to hear a loud alarm coming from his computer while Bruce fills out paperwork, seemingly unperturbed*
WE Employee: How can you just sit there and listen to that?
Bruce: Do you have any idea how many kids I have?