aries: you’ll learn that all of your hard work is going to be worth it. all the time, effort, tears, etc. is going to turn around and be in your favor for once. without even noticing, everything will be changing and suddenly the relief of everything you’ve been working towards will be here.
taurus: you will learn to connect. you’ll learn to get out of your room that you’ve shut yourself in. you will realize that there’s a whole ocean of people who care about you, and you’ll finally let them into your life. you’ll create great friendships and relationships with people who really care.
gemini: you’ll learn that not everything is in your control, but that’s the beauty of everything. you never know what is going to happen next, so alas, you will learn to go with the flow and not worry as much as you have been.
cancer: you will learn who is really supposed to be in your life. it’s no secret that you’ve let people take advantage of you, but this year, you will learn to put your foot down and welcome in the people who have pure intentions. you won’t be so trustworthy of just anyone anymore, because you know that trust is earned.
leo: you will learn that you have to create your own happiness. you won’t depend on people for validation and reassurance as much as you used to, and it will be freeing to finally understand your own worth and love yourself.
virgo: you will learn that love comes in its own time. it cannot be forced, it cannot be begged for. you will realize that the people worth fighting for, actually will never have to be fought for and it will change your life for the better.
libra: you will learn that even when you don’t feel like it, people care about you. you might be overwhelmed a lot this year because of how many people come around and want to know how you are and how you’ve been. but, it will set your heart free knowing that these people aren’t going anywhere, and they really want to be here for you.
scorpio: you will learn the true value of the people in your life. it’s true, you’ve been hurt a lot. but you’ve really been starting to notice the people who have been around and stuck around all this time. the people that left you won’t matter as much anymore.
sagittarius: you will learn to care about yourself as you care for others. you will learn to take your big heart, and use it on yourself instead of constantly using it on others who simply don’t deserve it.
capricorn: you will learn that being lost means being found. you may have felt completely broken last year, but now, you will really start to figure yourself out. you won’t have to constantly wonder where you’re going or what you’re going to do, it doesn’t have to be so scary anymore.
aquarius: you will learn growth. you are going to grow a lot as a person this year and have lots of big changes. by the time this year ends, you won’t remember who you were at the beginning, but it will be beautiful.
pisces: you will learn to heal. all of these hurtful things that have happened to you over the years, you will learn to gracefully let them go. they won’t have such an impact on you anymore, and it will finally feel nice to move on and let yourself be free of it all.
Tag: aries
signs as alternate universes
aries: enemies to lovers!au
taurus: coffee shops!au
cancer: soulmates!au
gemini: magic!au
leo: prince!au
virgo: bookstore!au
libra: college!au
scorpio: zombie apocalypse!au
sagittarius: road trips!au
capricorn: mafia boss!au
aquarius: video game!au
pisces: mermaid!au
what’s ur sign n ur opinion on beer
the signs as john mulaney quotes
Aries: [the entirety of the salt and pepper diner skit]
Taurus:
“In terms of, like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.”
Gemini: “I’m really sorry about last night, it’s just that I’m mean and loud.”
Cancer:
“I’ll keep all my emotions right here and then one day I’ll die.”
Leo: “Sometimes babies will point at me, and I don’t care for that shit at all.”
Virgo: “This is an on-fire garbage can. …Could be a nursery.
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Libra:
“You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.”
Scorpio:
“‘No,’ I said. You know, like a liar.”
Sagittarius: “Hi, I’m very gay, and I’d like a few dollars.”
Capricorn: “We started chanting, McDonald’s, McDonald’s, McDonald’s! And my dad pulled into the drive thru, and we started cheering and then he ordered one black coffee for himself and kept driving.”
Aquarius: “‘I think Emily Dickinson’s a lesbian’”
Pisces: “Everyone get out of my way! I just want to sit here and feed my birds.”
unusual truths about the signs
aries: can actually be super fearful. mask emotions by being rash and reckless because they fear, more than anything, messing something they care about up. they feel that their emotions get in the way of making good decisions.
taurus: not lazy; picky where they spend their energy. taurus’ can be very passionate, being ruled by venus, and when it’s something they care about taurus will go to the ends of the earth to achieve what they want.
gemini: feels extremely deeply. always trying to dissect why they feel the way they do instead of embracing it. mask pain with wittiness and sarcasm. never honest with themselves though they can be so brutally blunt with others.
cancer: probably has anger issues or anxiety. because cancer’s feel so deeply, they look for an outlet to release these emotions. anger is the one i’ve seen the most – cancer’s are volatile and find a way to hurt the person they take their anger out on – they go for the kill shot.
leo: way more insecure than they front. many leo’s are physically confident, as we all know, but, like gemini’s, leo’s couldn’t be more emotionally insecure. they love the idea of love, but they’re terrified of emotional intimacy.
virgo: their controlling organization comes from a lack of control over their heart. virgo’s – much like gemini – can have flitting attraction. their interest is temporary, as they enjoy a mystery, but only for so long. it’s a very fine line to keep the affections of a virgo, as they’re extremely picky with who they settle.
libra: can be completely cold-hearted. scorpio’s and cancer’s get angry, but usually out of emotion, and it’s evident that no matter what they say they still care. libra’s however, have a switch that completely detaches them from all feelings when they’re pissed. will make you question if they ever even cared.
scorpio: common perception of scorpio’s is that they’re kinky and sexual bastards, when really they are one of the few signs who views sex as an act of love rather than of physical feelings. scorpio’s only have sex with people they love – it’s more their heart than body.
sagittarius: that wanderlust spirit is rooted deeply in fear. sagittarius fear attachment to one place or person for too long; it’s why they tend to travel. either physically or emotionally, locking down a sagittarius is very difficult, but not because they just want to see the world, but because they are very distrustful in nature.
capricorn: like gemini, capricorn are very emotional. however, capricorn tend to ignore feelings instead of trying to understand them. known as driven, they tend to focus all their energy on a single thing, and think that emotion is a distraction from their goals.
aquarius: super loyal. even though aquarius are very opportunistic and tend to take the route they think is the best for themselves, they also have a very compassionate side to those they sympathize with. aquarius’ hearts are difficult to capture, but once you do they’re also difficult to lose.
pisces: much more manipulative than perceived. pisces may feel deeply – as a water sign – but they use this to their advantage. pisces have a wicked accurate gut feeling due to how deeply in tune their are with their own emotions. if a pisces thinks that you can benefit them, they will use you.
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Cancer + bomber jacket
pls reblog and tag whether you were a peter pan, wizard of oz, or alice in wonderland fan as a kid and ur astrological sign thank u
The Signs – Wants & Needs
♈ ARIES:
Wants: To win. Excitement and adventure. To receive praise. To achieve greatness. To always have fun in life.
Needs: A varied routine. To accept defeat gracefully. To think before they act. To understand their weaknesses.
♉ TAURUS:
Wants: Peace and quiet. To be useful to others. To get away for a while. To do things in their own time.
Needs: A space for themselves. To vent anger in a healthy way. To notice when being taken advantage of.
♊ GEMINI:
Wants: To express all their thoughts. To release their inner child. To make new friends. To feel only happiness.
Needs: To slow down. A soul mate. A shoulder to cry on. Emotional intimacy. To be truly understood.
♋ CANCER:
Wants: Material comforts. To hide away. To rant about their troubles. A long lie-in. Less responsibilities.
Needs: To let things go. To remove their guilt. A good laugh. Frugality. Someone who will sit and listen.
♌ LEO:
Wants: Devotion. To be remembered. To be pampered and spoiled. To make people laugh. To be complimented.
Needs: Kindness. To learn to love themselves without other people’s flattery. Loyal friends who won’t flake out.
♍ VIRGO:
Wants: To prove their intelligence. A peaceful lifestyle. An organised plan. To be classy. To have a snappy comeback.
Needs: To admit when they need help from others. To understand nobody’s perfect. To be spontaneous sometimes.
♎ LIBRA:
Wants: Everybody to get along. To be told what to do. To avoid negativity and conflict. To procrastinate.
Needs: To take charge and make decisions. To do things now. To cut toxic relationships. To trust their own abilities.
♏ SCORPIO:
Wants: To give a good impression. Intimacy. To be in control. To keep secrets. To be mature and respected.
Needs: To stop stifling themselves. Body acceptance. A physical outlet. To admit they are wrong sometimes.
♐ SAGITTARIUS:
Wants: To prove themselves. Good stories to share. To be admired and praised. To never miss an opportunity.
Needs: To relax/meditate. A long hug. To find a balance between work and relations. To vent their frustrations.
♑ CAPRICORN:
Wants: To inspire. To share their wisdom. To play it safe. To be wealthy. To keep neutral opinions.
Needs: To take risks sometimes. To trust in others. To unlock their emotions. Someone/something to care for.
♒ AQUARIUS:
Wants: To be unique. To be independent. To have many different talents. To make good connections.
Needs: A helping hand. To shoulder less burdens. To take their ambitions steadily. A strong support system.
♓ PISCES:
Wants: Emotional support. A knight in shining armor. To escape. To daydream. To cry it all out.
Needs: Independence. To accept the truth. To voice their concerns. To focus. To build a stronger backbone.
rb this n write ur sign and what ur procrastinating in the tags
Normal Horoscope:
Aries: What spills out when you lose control? That’s who you are.
Taurus: The most powerful engines must sputter die. Flowers are beautiful because their blooms are temporary.
Gemini: Sadism is great for stress relief, provided you have the stomach for it.
Cancer: The stars drew you a lovely picture of a house! A work worthy of the fridge. Accept beauty where it can be accepted.
Leo: The pit in your stomach is your common sense trying to tell you something. Keep away from strangers for a while.
Virgo: Something deep and old calls for you.
Libra: You’ve been saving something for a rainy day. The stars think it’s time you got it out.
Scorpio: Dishonesty comes back to bite the dishonest. This can be frighteningly literal sometimes. Make sure your shots are up to date.
Sagittarius: You dont have to eat a meal, just eat something. A banana, some dry salami, that sort of thing. The tiny big eyed things in the walls are worried about you.
Capricorn: Woo her. She is terrifying isn’t she?
Aquarius: Know that the pieces do fit together. You have all the time in the world.
Pisces: Pain is not guilt. Guilt is not pain. Your heart is so full of love. Let it be so.