avarii:

A side-by-side comparison of Ardyn and #SelfDefenseDude

For those that don’t know, this local guy on the news had an uncanny resemblance to Ardyn and it became a huge meme in Japan so the SquareEnix twitter made their own Ardyn version to promote Episode Ardyn 

and it’s the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen 10/10 promotional material

lhugbereth:

schalahasfun:

enide-s-dear:

ardyn-lc:

jlavisant:

valkyrieofardyn:

barcodechocobo:

riluu:

this fandom has some of the best nicknames for our villain

there’s Trash Jesus

and Trash Grandpa

and my personal favorite

Demon Piñata

I wish to add to this list:

Bad Touch Chancellor

One Winged Asshole

Trash Lord Supreme

Dumpster Daddy
Kool-aid Furby

Someone commented on one of my fanfics that he is a “purple haired dick weasel”

I’m not even a fan of Ardyn but these nicnames made me grin so wide

I would like the record to show that Darin De Paul’s nickname for Ardyn is “Slimy Snake Man.”

I like “Uncle Bad Touch” personally, but Demon Pinata got me rolling

Coffee Filter Asshat