The Skype call ringtone noise activates my fight or flight response
Tag: about
[sees someone reblog my Original Content without any tags] please tell me what youre thinking
Fuck the queue function. I’m hitting y’all with four straight hours of whirlwind shitposting followed by eight days of radio silence.
me: *summons a demon*
demon: FOR WHAT PURPOSE DID YOU SUMMON THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE VOKULE?
me: girls night?
demon: OH FUCK YEAH GIRLS NIGHT!
Fic tag: slow burn
Me, cracking my knuckles: not if you read it fast enough
my heart is guarded but like … very poorly. the kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an r rated movie.
tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb
#if you’re wondering if this is for you #it’s probably for you
If I have ever messaged you or messaged me and never heard from me again, I still consider us friends. I just suck
In my defense, your honor, I really am the dumbest bitch alive
Child: Daddy! Look! I drew you and mommy at school today!!
Me: Hell yeah, fanart
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