We should be reskinning Chuck Norris jokes to be All Might jokes and we should be doing it now. If you see this and you have some gold, add yours and reblog. I’ll start.
All Might has a grizzly bear rug in his office. The bear isn’t dead, it’s just afraid to move.
All Might died six years ago, but Death hasn’t had the courage to tell him yet.
All Might counted to infinity – twice.
*cracks knuckles* oh man I loved these when I was younger
All Might jokes? False: All Might facts.
All Might doesn’t dial the wrong number, you answered the wrong phone.
When All Might touches water, he doesn’t get wet, the water gets All Might.
All Might can divide by zero.
Hand sanitizers can kill 99.9% of germs, All Might can kill 100% of whatever he wants.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for All Might.
All Might can hear sign language.
All Might beat the sun in a staring contest.
Once a cobra bit All Might’s leg. After five days of agonizing pain, the cobra died.
All Might has a diary. It’s called the Guinness Book of World Records.
YES THIS IS THE GOOD STUFF, THIS IS WHAT I’M ABOUT! ALL THE COOKIES FOR YOU, MY FRIEND!!
All Might has already been to Mars. That’s why there’s no sign of life there.
All Might is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in the game of tennis.
AHHHHH THANKS here I have too many XD
There used to be a street named after All Might, but it was changed because no one crosses All Might and lives.
All Might built the hospital that he was born in.
All Might has never landed with a crosswind. The wind would never dare get cross with All Might.
When All Might does a push-up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the earth down.
All Might hit 11 out of 10 targets… with 9 punches.
And finally:
All Might once kicked a horse in the chin. It’s decendants are known today as giraffes.
“I’m laying there, scared enough, not wanting this done, telling her I didn’t want it done. All of a sudden I smell something burning. If I could’ve moved my legs I probably would’ve kicked her.”- Brenda Pelletier on being sterilized against her will
Brenda Pelletier checked in to Royal University Hospital in Saskatoon five years ago to give birth to her baby girl. She left, with her tubes tied. The tubal ligation procedure happened, she says, after she was pressured into it by hospital staff, while she was in a vulnerable state.
And as a Métis woman, Brenda Pelletier’s experience appears not to be an isolated case.
At least three other aboriginal women have come forward to say that they too were pressured to be sterilized at the Saskatoon hospital in recent years.
Ok but this is true!!! I was 19 years old when i went into the hospital to give birth to my first child and while i was laying in bed reading and signing consent forms i came across one that woukd give them.permission to tie my tubes. The nurse kept telling me i didnt have to read them all that they were all about my stay in the hospital and intake forms and when i began to read that particular form the nurse came to me laughed nervously and said well we put that in there just in case you wanted to get your rubes tied. I then asked if they always gave them to woman giving birth she said no, the doctor had asked for thematic be put in there “just in case” I didnt want any future children. The nurse then went on to ask me about my future and if i was really sure i wanted to have more children or not. Until my mom came intimate room to check up on me and the nurse then took all the papers from me and left. For the rest of my delivery the nurses refused to give me medication for the pain or an epidural saying it was too early for that and it might stop my labour. I honestly think they withheld pain medication and the epidural to show me how hard child birth can be. Afterwards when they were releasing me the nurse asked me again if i was sure i didnt want to get ny tubes tied. Which i said no to. She then went on and explained thaf if i did i woukd just have to make an appointment with my doctor and i would be in and out in no time at all. That is my experience with the Canadian healthcare system and being a native woman. It is wrong that anyone would try and force something like that on a 19 year old. Please share. Let it be known what is happening to native woman. We have rights just like any other woman and shouldn’t be pushed into suxh decision at such a young age.
Hey white folks with uteruses who do not want or should not have kids,
you know how you’re outraged about how hard it is to get a Doctor to agree to sterilize you even to save your life?
Guess what else they do? Double your outrage.
This is so common there’s even a book just about Saskatchewan on the topic: An Act of Genocide, by Karen Stote. And this isn’t just a contemporary thing, Canada had a lengthy eugenics legal history, particularly in Western Canada, which targeted Indigenous people, Jews, Ukrainians, and developmentally disabled people. Learn more at http://eugenicsarchive.ca/ including how institutions of eugenic sterilization collaborated with Indian Residential Schools and Indian Hospitals, and how these institutions all sexually and emotionally and physically abused their patients as well as non-consentually sterilizing them.
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