amemethyst:

munchiezxx:

hmmm. this name didn’t age well

i made it better

Better is not how I would describe that

anachronistic-cat:

when-in-doubt-sing:

fleamontpotter:

ummmwine:

ummmwine:

ron was going to be spiders. he just was.

god just saw i forgot to put in the last one

Ron’s Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself.

‘What about Ron magic?’ offered Ron. To Harry, Ron was a loud, slow, and soft bird. Harry did not like to think about birds.

The pig of Hufflepuff pulsed like a large bullfrog. Dumbledore smiled at it, and placed his hand on its head: “You are Hagrid now.”

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER READ

It was better written and more coherent than cursed child

I legitimately cannot breathe oh my god I’m crying

You ever seen porno?

fropa:

bardstard:

wh

HDKFKFJDJDJJSJDJF

YEAH I HAVE SEEN PONYO

victormedinablog:

I sitill have to print it, but I had this idea of hiding a secret message between Rapture’s buildings 🙂 It will glow in the dark

uneballe-unmort:

Smoochtober Day 21 – Midnight Kiss

new years smooch feat allurance :‘3 belated but I FINISHED!

do NOT use/repost

on twitter – ko-fi requests open! – smoochtober prompts

etanwa:

ravenclaw-starkid-1025:

proudblackconservative:

So today at church we had a talent show and one of the kids did the talent of telling jokes and he set up a joke “what do you call a duck with fangs” and one of the little kids shouted “A FUCK!” and I almost died.

What DO you call a duck with fangs?

Count Quackula